im having a damn laughing season.
“Kim! Do you seriously think we’d paint it with chalk? We aren’t five year olds! These vamps are like a hundred years old. I think their coven leader is 400…” he looked disgusted.
“But… Alice didn’t eat me… Neither did Edward or Jasper… But how come Bella crossed the line?” I wondered.
“Bella isn’t a vampire. She’s just dating that leech. And... you were close to Jasper! Kim, he’ll eat you the second your alone!”
